After 91 years the elderly gentleman was on his death bed. His wife of 70 years was holding his hand. Finally she blurts out, “Henry, I have to tell you this to ease my conscience. It was during the Great War in 1943, you were away and I was lonely. I was weak and had an affair, twice…”
The old man said “OH! I don’t blame you and I forgive you.”
He let out a long breath and never took another.
He let out a long breath and never took another.
As she reached over to close his eyes she said “…once with the baseball team and once with the football team.”
Tim D. Culey
03-01-14
Tim D. Culey
03-01-14
oh my!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what SHE said!
DeleteGood joke!
ReplyDeleteVery amusing!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder where they found enough men to form those teams when most of them had gone to war. They must have been very young or very old.
ReplyDeleteand so she was... forgiven :)
ReplyDeleteOh MY Goodness Tim.......
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