Tim D. Culey
In a news conference jsut moments after the Vice-Peidential debate,
the Romney campaign has released its latest, latest position on
abortion. (Not to be confused by their latest postion of Wednesday or
their latest postion of Monday.)
The Romney
Campagin wants to make it very clear that we are unilaterally opposed to
abortion. We will work hard to repeal Roe v Wade as soon as we get into
offce. The only possible exception to this policy will be if the fetus
is gay. In cases where the fetus is
non-white or female, "most likely" those abortions will be allowed, but
we will take it on a case by case basis. Abortions will always be allowed if the fetus is a Democrat.
There
you have it the latest, latest position from the Romney Campaign. Stay
tuned tomorrow for the daily update on their latest, latest position on
this issue.
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