The man behind me is holding a razor to my neck
I must control my breathing, keep my emotions in check
I don’t want to anger him, not even in the least
I just sit here anxiously not uttering a peep
Suddenly something warm and wet is on my face
Why do I feel I’ve not been dealt an ace?
My bladder is full, and my pants are dry
That could change suddenly, I’m not sure why.
The man has a name, I’m almost certain it is Bill
A Spaniard by birth and the Barber of Seville
At first I am shocked when the substance whorls
It is just shaving cream down my check that swirls.
© Tim D. Culey -2013-
the master of twists is at it again!
ReplyDeleteloved it!
twisty barber poll too
ReplyDeletevery nice
Symbolic of those barbers who were also "bleeders" (including the one who nearly let Geo. Washington bleed to death,)
DeleteThe amzing thing is to see animated .gif images where the swirl goes from bottom to top! Seems to defy the laws of gravity and logic.