Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The Grade School Teacher



 
 

He was an irascible student, talented yet bored

He wouldn’t obey and often the teacher he mocked

Finally there was simply too much for her to ignore

She picked up her stick and her right arm she cocked

 

 

Intending to go forward with a ferocious intensity

She began thinking “I’m going to beat this little B..tard!”

Then she hesitated, wondering “What is wrong with me?”

“Is there a chance maybe he can’t help it, the little retard?”

 

 

She gave him crayons and paper and put him into the corner

In desperation upon his head she affixed the dreaded fools cap

She made a mistake, because there was no one there to warn her

The paper turned out to be priceless 18th century foolscap.

 

 

He scribbled and drew merrily on this precious medium

When she realized what she had done, she was completely aghast

She was distraught not knowing what else she could  do with him

She said, “My instincts were right, I should have beat his little a..”

 

 

© Tim D. Culey -2012-

 

 

6 comments:

  1. Very goood.... it reminded me of my school days...

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  2. Yes, but then you ask yourself, Who was really the fool? Very good

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    1. Mostly this is autobiographical ... it was I who sat in the corner or stood out in the hall ... and none of my teachers EVER were the list bit shy of using the hickory stick or whatever weapon was handy.
      Punishment was 4 fold. The teacher would wack me upside the head and send me to the principal who would wack me upside the head and he would call my Mom who would wack me upside the head when I got home from school and when Dad got home, guess what? I got wacked upside the head a 4th time.
      All that wacking didn't seem to help ... I was right back at it the next day.

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  3. you must be really hard headed huh?

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    1. Let's just say I became VERY familiar with the board of education.

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  4. When I finally finished up my PhD program I sent notices to all of my teachers from K to 12 who were still living and thenked them for all their inspiration

    A couple of them replied, one of whom said, "You alwasy were the comedian ... looks like you got the last laguh on all of us."

    I wasn't sure if he was being sincere or sarcastic, but I'm leaning toward the latter.

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