Clint Eastwood

Did it not seem totally appropriate for Clint Eastwood to address the Repugnican Convention?

 

Consider that the hall was filled with the Bad and the Ugly who aren't satisfied with a Fist Full of Dollars and want a Few Dollars More. Nobody knows for sure what it cost to get him to come speak, but he is truly a Million Dollar Baby. His performance seemed to prove he has spent A Decade Under the Influence and was seriously in need of some Blood Work.

 

He did a good job of exposing the Repugs True Crime and their quest for Absolute Power.

 

Even though he appeared to be a Rookie, he will remain Unforgiven.

 

There are reports he was seen driving away in his Pink Cadillac and later observed swimming with other Repugs in the Dead Pool.

 

He was a Pale Rider walking a Tightrope until he fell off and the Sudden Impact made him think he was a Honky Tonk Man

 

Maybe it was the City Heat that caused him to fall Every Which Way But Loose and when the Repugs asked him what they could do to help him he said  "Any Which Way You Can." 

 

When the Repugs finally kicked him out of the arena they told him, "You are Dirty and Hairy, go get your Two Mules from your Sister Sara Palin, go Paint Your Wagon and, please take those stinking pants off and Hang 'Em High because let's face it, you are a Star in the Dust and your performance tonight caused Terror in the Aisles.