Almost Pefect

First Date

 

 

She was warm and tender, everything I could ask for

I had to be careful because she I could easily adore.

We walked hand in hand in the morning dew

Watching together as the sun came breaking through

 

Suddenly she seemed inappropriately amused

Despite my pleadings she would not tell me why

Then I realized something not able to be excused

In my haste for our date, I had not zipped my fly.

 

What she said then, caused me great alarm

Causing my face to turn several shades of red

“The door may have been left open on the barn

But the horse can’t get out if he is already dead!”

 

 

© Tim D. Culey -2012-