Time for Tim
Monday, September 1, 2014
The Conservative Rules Of Acquisition 1-50
1. Once you have their money, never give it back
2. You can't cheat an honest politician, but it never hurts to try
3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to
4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
5. If you can't break a contract, bend it
6. Never let family stand in the way of opportunity
7. Always keep you ears open
8. Keep count of your change
9. Instinct plus opportunity equals profit
10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
11. Gold isn't the only thing that shines
12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice
13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
14. Anything stolen is pure profit
15. Acting stupid is often smart
16. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along
17. A bargain usually isn't
18. A Conservative without profit is no Conservative at all
19. Don't lie too soon after a promotion
20. When the lobbyist is sweating, turn up the heat
21. Never place friend ship before profit
22. Wise men can smell profit in the wind
23. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get the rest
24. Never ask when you can take
25. Fear makes a good business partner
26. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they stole it
27. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down
28. Morality is always defined by those in power
29. When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying
30. Talk is cheap; alcohol costs money
31. Never make fun of a Conservative's mother
32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the lobbyist expects
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss
34. War is good for business
35. Peace is good for business
36. Too many Conservatives can't laugh at themselves anymore
37. You can always buy back a lost reputation
38. Free advertising is cheap
39. Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all constituents
40. If you see profit on a journey, take it
41. Money talks, but having a lots of it gets more attention
42. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit
43. Caressing an ego is often more forceful than pointing a weapon
44. Never argue with a loaded gun
45. Profit has limits. Loss has none
46. Prisons are full of people who trusted the wrong person
47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than you own
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
49. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent
50. Never bluff a Republican
Friday, April 18, 2014
Photos of Finnian and Family
Britt-Marie, Shane & Finnian Dec 2013

Finnian January 2014

Finnian March 2014 Baton Rouge
Finnian St. Patrick's Day 2014
Finnian Fall of 2013
Finnian Easter 2014
Easter Ham 2014
March 2014 Baton Rouge
April 2014
Easter April 2014
January2014
St. Pat's Day 2014
En route to Baton Rouge
March 2014
Finnian in Coquette Pâtisserie
April 2014
Shane & Dad 2 hrs old Oct 1980 Shane & Grandfather
Shane in his BIG BED Shane all dressed up
Finnian's Grandfather
(in red, with whiskers)
Finnian's Dad 1984 or 1985
Finnian's Grandfather
with friend in Haswaii
September 2013
Finnian's Dad and Great-grandmother
Marge Culey 1981
Finnian's Great Grandfather, Giles I. Culey
(on left) and grandfather, Tim D. Culey
July 1967 Clark, S Dak.

Finnian's Dad (on bottom)
( probably 2002
Flinnian's Grandfather Cayman Islands December 2013
Finnian's Grandfathe (L),
Father (C)
Great Grandfather (R)
Summer of 1981
Dennis Culey (Fin's great, great grandfather)
Fox Lake, Wisc.
Fox Lake, Wisc.
Catherine Elizabeth Burns Culey
Wife of Dennis Culey
Comments, correcttions, kudos or brickbats:
TDCuley@Yahoo.com.
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Honesty Creative Challenge #289
After 91 years the elderly gentleman was on his death bed. His wife of 70 years was holding his hand. Finally she blurts out, “Henry, I have to tell you this to ease my conscience. It was during the Great War in 1943, you were away and I was lonely. I was weak and had an affair, twice…”
The old man said “OH! I don’t blame you and I forgive you.”
He let out a long breath and never took another.
He let out a long breath and never took another.
As she reached over to close his eyes she said “…once with the baseball team and once with the football team.”
Tim D. Culey
03-01-14
Tim D. Culey
03-01-14
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Void
Many years
ago I was saddled with the grocery shopping and my list included "Tampax."
I was fairly sure what they were but wasn't sure if that was a generic name for
the product or a brand name and/or if it made any difference.
Having
experienced the wrath of one who shouts, “THAT is not what I wanted” and being
unable to locate said items and NOT wanting to go home without them, I asked
the clerk at the checkout counter where I might find them.
Much to my
astonishment, she gets on the speaker system and says, “Billy, bring a box of
Tampax to check out #4.” If that wasn’t bad enough, “Billy” gets on the speaker
system and says, “Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or drive in
with a hammer?”
The temperature in the store now has dropped
to absolute zero usually found only in
the void of space where all motion ceases.
Everyone in the store apparently is waiting for her response.
When one was
not forthcoming, “Billy” gets on the speakers again with, “You DID say thumb
tacks, right?”
It’s been 35
years now … “Billy” is probably a grandfather, but I’m not willing to take that
chance.
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