Ode to the Out House

 

I think perhaps there is no better place to see

As an old out house when you have to pee.

When you've been outdoors drinking beer,

And you are full clear up to here,

If Your teeth are floating and your eyes full of tears.

You may be saying "Why in hell did I drink all those beers?"

What could be better than to hove into view

That door engraved with the crescent moon?

Inside might be snakes, or a mouse, who needs to learn?

They will just have to wait until it is their turn.

There might be greater joys, I don't know

But all short I'm sure of the rapture and the glow

Of unzipping your pants, whipping it out and letting it flow.

 

 

Tim D. Culey -2009-

Creative Challenge:Pursuit

In need of new clothes I visited my haberdashery

The idea was to go in to see all that I could see.

A fine assortment of garments awaited me there

But, I found some items I wouldn’t wear on a dare.

There were silk shirts with splendid ties to match

They even had a fine assortment of silk and felt hats.

I was impressed by socks a gentleman found proper

Amazingly, they even had some held up by a garter.

As the assistant did the figuring I puffed on my cheroot

When he presented the total I asked, “Is this per suit?”

Tim D. Culey -2013-

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Creative Challenge: Indescribable

Some days I wish I were capable of making everything abatable

Some think the idea is approvable while others antifashionable

Often barrable, my wishes might  at least be bailable

If my thoughts were publishable, would they be cirulatable?

No doubt critcizable, could there exist a chance to be copyrightable?

If I wrote in decasyllables, would that render it attenuable?

I would like my words notable and perhaps even nonsuperimposable

My words I hope are pleasurable if not entirely paraphrasable

To be summerizable, it appears some things are  just indescribable.

 

© Tim D. Culey -2013-

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