At the request of a national travel agency, I've gone back to my broacasting days and I have written a new radio commercial for them. The commercial is designed to reach out to those who are thinking of traveling to Colorado.
Book a package plan including flying one-way to Denver, picking up a Rental Car, spending some time sightseeing in Denver combined with some "shopping," then drive back to your home with your purchases in hand.
Just obey all traffic laws and don't speed coming back home.
If you tell anybody of this package, we will disavow any memory of it simply because we truly won't remember it.
Offer void in Texas, Alabama and Mississippi. Slightly higher in California, Member FDIC (Free Drug Independence Committee).
Proud sponsor of NORML.
Proud sponsor of NORML.
Republicans need not apply.
While in Denver be sure to visit the new Birth Control Center on Mexico Ave. Parking in the rear.
While in Denver be sure to visit the new Birth Control Center on Mexico Ave. Parking in the rear.
On the return trip, to avoid suspicion, do not void where prohibited.
Prosecutors will be violated.
Just call 800-WE-TOKIN and ask for Mary Jane.
Operators are standing by so call now before they forget what they are supposed to be doing or get too many food crumbs stuck in their keyboards.
Herb Airlines
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