His qualifications have come under scrutiny
There seems to be some question of authenticity.
There is no doubt that he seems a bit unusual
But can we extrapolate that into not being normal?
His goals in life are to explore the unexpected
He asks only that his unique methodology be accepted.
He arrived here as a baby from a place very far away
He never seemed to have time for dating, yet he is not gay.
He seems like a straight shooter, nothing artificial
He hangs with a guy with red hair, his protégé and a pal
He is not a natty dresser, tends to lean toward plain.
Someone loves him, she can’t keep her feet on the lane
If you take a punch at him, your success is not very likely
He doesn’t have an ounce of fat, exhibits great dexterity.
He has incredible balance, can jump but he doesn’t fall
This man from afar doesn’t seem ordinary but more Super Natural.
Tim D. Culey -2013-
